As a baby-cum-star-sister, she was cute. Now, Kareena Kapoor is cuter, so to speak, and she knows it as she attempts to manipulate you into writing up a storm of complimentary articles.

With the release of her film, Mr aur Mrs Khanna, with Salman Khan coming up next, you can bet she’ll have the media eating out of her hands.

Whatever Bebo wants Bebo gets. Right now, her gambit is to assert that she is the number one Bollywood actress.

She would like to get married to beau Saif Ali Khan, but if the date and year are announced, she goes straight off the market like stale fish.